Monthly Archives: February 2016

Ever had a bad day? Ever felt low energy, or just low? No? Then get off the internet, you charlatan. Seriously, sometimes life hands you not lemons but 10-pound lemon-yellow bowling balls covered in the gunk that makes movie theater floors so sticky. And in these moments, it’s important to pull ourselves up by the bootstraps […]

“I was fun, once.” Please imagine me hoarsely croaking this at you from a shadowy corner, staring at you through the hazy smoke from my own cigarette in an old bar that smells like regret. That’s how I feel sometimes — like a retired fun person — especially when talking to younger people, or to my […]